All’s Pear in Shop and Store

I attended to Ms M on a sunny afternoon to do some shopping. She was berry anxious about everything that was going on but still had some specific requests. A lady who knows what she likes. List and money collected, I hit Morrison’s to see what I could do for her. I was eggs-tremely fortunate that I could get most of the items on her list - the last pack of 2 for £3 strawberries, the final four pots of plain yoghurt. Alas, there were no weightwatcher ones in the shops and the eggs were in high demand and low supply, so instead of Happy ones, I treated her to some organic Morrison’s ones (which I hope were just as happy). Twenty pounds was exchanged for two bags of fresh produce and biscuits, and they were delivered to a grape-ful Ms M.